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Schubey This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff North Bay, Canada

Happy Birthday

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ICastillo 25

Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Comments (106)

I_Punch_Babies 7

being left in a house all by yourself? thats the best present anyone can receive from ones parents op! go nuts and get laid!

mvems 13

Screw family birthday time then. Call your friends and enjoy your day!

imfrmbrklyn456 4

Its free on your birthday -_- either they're ****** up or they're just stupid! Lmfao

ICastillo 25

I'm guessing they're assholes, because they did they tell her happy birthday.

JinxedPixie 16

Actually its not free on your birthday anymore. They took that away a couple years ago =/

GoldenGrizzly 7

Actually it is, you just have to sign up for it and they send you the ticket via e-mail.

Llamacod 11

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

polkadotsocks 11

Did you ask if you could go with? If not, slightly your fault for not being one to go...

hecallsmedarlin 7

She obviously was unaware they were going so why would she ask? Expecially since its her birthday, it should be a present; she shouldn't have to ask for shit! Not her fault in anyway, the parents are just dicks.

Trisha_aus 15

I reckon op is quite young...because usually people would love to throw a party and trash the house while their parents are away..or maybe op is just responsible. Ha

example947 0

I am a fellow australian vegemite hater my friend!

Trisha_aus 15

Oh swell, now we can form an army!

may651 14

Screw them. Through them a party at home you deserve it.

thenoobftw 3

Time to throw the world's most epic party while their gone!

MissAmz 7

Wow... My mother would do something like that. +_+ You know what I do now? I have my own life and I completely ignore her

ObsessedWithMe 13

Sorry op that sucks.

krysxkatastrophe 14

At least you don't have to spend your birthday with them. I'm sure you can squeeze in 4, maybe 5 wild parties while they are gone. Happy Birthday anyway!