Your ass... Grab it...
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Grand Prairie, United States
Happy America Day Mofos!
Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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dweeds508 24
I guess he's just really patriotic
ironichalibut 24
He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there
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srogue74 5
OH NO! A ROMAN CANDLE! that must've been DANGEROUS! -_- really dude? GFY and YDI
TheGrimGenius 7
Dude, my friends were lighting off fireworks and one of them knocked over a roman candle while another friend lit it, before he could get away he got severe burns over his legs and partially his back. Also, what makes OP deserve it?
rawr_ily96 24
Someone doesn't like our independence.
rawr_ily96 24
And by that I mean someone doesn't like our right to feel endangered by idiots! Can someone shoot a Roman Candle at this guy and see how he feels about his comment after?
SilencioIsTheKey 12
You should of started singing... " AND THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE...AND THE ROME, ENNNNN.. CANDLE! " Big finish. That would of been cool. Happy 4th Of July.
onorexveritas 24
they were probably shit faced
RedWingSD 6
You should have picked it up and shot it at him!!!!!
nokaywhatever 5
that's not what america is about. that kindof upsets me.
colvindj 22
yeah! Merica!
pacmanman 15
He threw it at your feet. maybe he's really patriotic and was just giving you something to celebrate with! XD
caligirllife 11
Same thing has happened to me. Only it wasn't even on the 4th of july
rawr_ily96 24
America: Land of the corrupt politicians, and home of the idiots. No disrespect to our country, but that's just how I see things here.
livforever 13
I hope you didn't get burnt!
XxcaitanatorXx 12
well thats just rude