Your ass... Grab it...
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Grand Prairie, United States
Happy America Day Mofos!
Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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dweeds508 24
I guess he's just really patriotic
ironichalibut 24
He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there
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Comments (66)
msarosi 14
thats when you try to catch the license plate and car model. report the douchebag.
xTwig 10
For all of the people who tapped YDI, how in the hell did he deserve this?
dhaxor 9
Pick it up and point it at him. Problem solved.
skyeyez9 25
Too bad you weren't fast enough to pick up the roman candle, aim it inside his car and let the rest of the fireballs shoot out.
davek 36
The right thing to do is throw it back in through the window.
sugarbaby9908 20
And to think, that's what people have fought for for this country :/
sweetlilly1812 6
Total Dick move
KiddNYC1O 22
F uuu, fatherfucker.
MaydayParadexx 18
My friend and I were out jogging the other day when some rednecks in a pick up truck screamed "White power!" and threw poppers at us.
threer 30
Isn't that just........ Strange? ::::)
Auspex 8
Vriska?