Your ass... Grab it...
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Grand Prairie, United States
Happy America Day Mofos!
Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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dweeds508 24
I guess he's just really patriotic
ironichalibut 24
He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there
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Comments (66)
WhiteRaven16 7
EXPLOSIONS!
NoDontKillMe 19
BAD COMMENTS!
olpally 33
BACON!!
Iceman225 11
PIE!
alycion 39
One year we were out on the boat and people were shooting fireworks at the boats as they were coming in to dock. The cops were on the beach laughing. It was like welcome to the 4th in Florida
imtooshy 18
Did the jog then turn into a quick run? Lord knows, I woulda bolted like lightning. What a jackass.
twinkiefeets 17
Morons with firecrackers are very dangerous, I'm sorry op hope you didn't get hurt.
imonkeyface 9
Well since you didn't say anything about injuries I'm hoping you didn't get hurt, and that's fortunate.
baseballdude1283 18
You should have grabbed it quick and aimed it at them
FrankHotpants 31
Well there's really nothing to say to that but happy 4th of July to you too..........you bastard.
acetl87 12
I was going to go jogging tonight, but this is something i can happening to me lol. fyl op.
Rainbow_sparkles 7
Sounds like DISRESPECT FOR OUR GREAT NATION
17This_Is_Me17 8
Guess he's really celebrating his freedom , yeah !