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Happy America Day Mofos!

Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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dweeds508 24

I guess he's just really patriotic

ironichalibut 24

He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

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Comments (66)

TylerAnderson98 10

God bless merica

FMLbutYDI 17

Ahh, America!

jayjay5896 5

Atleast it wasn't a m-80

CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

I would have ran after them and shoved a roman candle up there asshole.Give them a taste of there own medicine.

Latino_Nino 10

Guessing that went from jogging to sprinting in a matter of seconds

gargartibold 13

Cause Roman candles are so ****** scary

simsgirlgem 25

If you got the license plate number or a good look at the guys face report them that's dangerous in fact where I live depending on the firecracker thrown it goes from a thousand dollar fine to a couple years in jail

slap_u_much 6

Should've attempted to chuck it right back um

spottyblanket 8

I don't get Americans -_-; 4th of July makes them do crazy stuff.