Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
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Siren_00 0
Too many FMLs come from women assuming men are admiring them when they're not. You'd think people would learn by now. Besides, even if he was, you don't have to be so rude about it.
HeyitsPheddy 0
That must of been a good looking cheeseburger. Either that, or you might have a yeast infection.
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Comments (170)
rob8625 0
You are a dumb shit. You need to stop being such a bitch and accept a compliment.
lmmmr 0
Being referred to as an object is not a compliment.
genius_man16 1
it IS a compliment. A very distasteful one sure, but it's a compliment. If she was really bugged by it she could have just left, she didn't have to be such a bitch about it. I hate when women assume men are talking about them. Not all guys are complete dicks who would openly refer to you as an object like that.
lmmmr 0
She would have thought he was talking to her no matter what he said. Have you never mistaken anyone for talking to you when they were not? This situation is no different. And being if referred to as an object is complimentary to you, then you must have a very low self esteem. Which is fine, whatever floats your boat. But your interpretation of complimentary might not apply to those of us with a sense of self-value. And what about "Referring to me as 'that' is disrespectful" is bitchy exactly?
eeee93757 0
If he was talking about OP saying "I want THAT" it would mean he finds her attractive...it is a compliment, quit your driveling about how it was worded. Fact is he was talking about a god damn cheeseburger.
Redneck325Ci 0
Humans are objects. You fail!
fmyfudginglife 0
HAHAHAA THIS IS SO FUNNYYYY
stephanietong 0
Should have at least appreciated a compliment, although it wasn't directed at you.
happy_me 0
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! yummm cheezburgerz
aback 5
At least it wasn't chopped liver.
swimmer07 0
that's conceited. i'm sorry.
delly_fml 0
Someones full of them selfs...
Overcast117 5
Self-centred, much?
ams116 0
ydi for being a stupid feminazi bitch
shnibz101 0
Fail!..!