Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML
Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML
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Top comments
rockstarK9 0
Quit whining, all of us musicians know the risk we're taking when we try to make it a career.
jessicams 0
Go back and get another degree- one with some form of job security. You should have known any art degree wouldn't get you anywhere especially in this economy.
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Comments (239)
KurouTenshi 0
All you have to do is put your musical skillz to use by making an EPIC remix of the "5-Dollar-Foot-Long" song, and then work your way up the corporate ladder so that you can be the one who comes up with ridiculous musical numbers to be used in the commercials. :D You're a college grad, use that brain!
bigpapi210 0
I'll have the cold cut trio with the works on white please. make it a combo Lmao
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
mercy is to restraint what I am to logic and rationality: non-existent within a 1,000 mile radius.
Ajjas013 6
For some reason, that actually made sense...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I have my moments =)
Ajjas013 6
Every moment is your moment. See what I wrote about you in my profile :)
Mooshki 0
If the crappy job gives you time to do what you love, it's worth it.
judetheobvious 0
FYL, I can sympathise dude, I majored in music and ended up working in a ******* car plant for a year
BigBoii123456 0
Jesus calm down mercy
snowking_fml 0
it's called get a real degree