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Prodigy - - United States

Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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_Asykes_ -

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

scared shitless in ohio - - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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Liar liar, poop on fire

Peter - 10/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I was working at the restaurant where I wash dishes. Everyone thinks I'm a tech intern. My buddy Go Synco-ed me and so I had to capture whatever I was doing at the moment. I ran to the restroom, took my tee off and took a pic, stating, "I'm at home taking a shower." There was a guy behind me pooping. FML

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Early warning

Hreyes - - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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David Lee Roth?

Anonymous - - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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Suave

getmoneyab - - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

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Cheeky

BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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Casual…

bnc - - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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Frostbite

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

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I'm confused

confusedbagel - - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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rockstarK9 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:11

Quit whining, all of us musicians know the risk we're taking when we try to make it a career.

jessicams 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:08

Go back and get another degree- one with some form of job security. You should have known any art degree wouldn't get you anywhere especially in this economy.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:30

@Ajjas - I feel... honored. Thanks for the kind representation. @mercy - I'd rather kiss you since I've been drinking goat piss all morning (i.e. Red Bull - It gives you wings!) And Starfire22 will probably want my head on a pike for saying that...

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:32

She won't listen unless you give her minty compliments.

brownlace 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:32

keep pushing sweetie. don't give up.

RockTheArts2007 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:33

I feel for ya. I used to be a music major. I switched to Landcape Architecture because the ratio of musicians to actual open spots is awful :(

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:35

This is why people should actually give some thought to their majors before picking some useless, dead end BA program.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:35

There are only two things Brave_Sir_Robin "crushes" after - a nice pair of slacks and running away from chickens.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:37

Did I hear hush mentioned? aj how do you get past the flood stop?

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:37

@BSR: You well deserve it brother. Excellent work, keep it up. You well raise the value of the Internet itself. Btw, Red Bull has bull semen in it. I think... @mercy: No more hooker jokes I'm sorry :( forgive me? @Idkweird: No, she doesn't have a crush. INSTIGATOR!!!

AVainAttempt 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:38

Indeed

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:39

The flood stop? I either don't post consecutive comments, or when it comes up I just keep pressing send until it says success. Why? Are there any problems with you?