Today, I was on a city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling on it. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say, "Stop chewing on that!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
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Ruprex 0
Hmm..... someone is tugging on something that I wear. I shall ignore it. (time passes) Oh no. I am in a terrible predicament. A small child has put my washable coat is his mouth. This F***s my day completely.
jts2 3
Not all that big a deal, unless he somehow bit a hole through it. Jackets can be washed.
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Comments (107)
frannnyyyyy 0
hahaha that happened to me too, FYL.
boredo 0
this is not an fml
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
lmfao. parenting FAIL
ElMetalero 0
mind if I pay you in trident new three layer jacket
judetheobvious 0
YDI for taking the bus
theschweigert 0
just like the bill goats at the fair!!
theschweigert 0
*billy goats
ayjayyuk 0
turn around and spit in the kids face
0mfgz 0
Reminds me why I hate kids.
Thisbe_fml 0
I have a heart attack when any of my clothes get damaged in any way but o m g that is so ******* cute (assuming the child is 2 and not like 12...that would be too odd) I don't think I could even be angry if that happened to me.