Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.
badbunny 0
pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (73)
FJT 0
Your boyfriend didn't stop you running around naked???
COBRAMORPH 0
Let me guess, you got naked before you had one drink. Hey #52 the drunk **** never said BOYfriend. So dont go blaming him for her stupidity.
paradisewanted 0
finally ive seen an FML from the province i live in hahaa :)
ChairForce 0
If you can't hold your liquor stick to 1 or 2 drinks. Even if you feel fine the next one could be just enough. I am a lightweight myself, but I never get so drunk that I flash people, lose all my shit, and don't remember it the next day.
matt9337 0
drinking is sooooooo dumb just smoke weed it's better for u then alcohol
Chocolate_Chunk 2
too bad it shrinks your brain
cryssycakesx3 23
oh God... that's not exactly a ringing endorsement...
Whoadee 0
wooooo spring break!!
shizzle156 0
haha next time don't drink your just stupid
killerkat1697 0
sounds like a good night to me!!
noneya143 0
hmmm.. don't drink dummy!
CathyCraaazy 8
Not the worst drunken story I've heard ..