Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.
badbunny 0
pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (73)
jollyjam1 2
YDI you drunken ho.
cthulhu1138 1
Stupid amateurs. If your sole purpose in drinking is to see how much alcohol you can handle without puking, expect this sort of thing to happen. YDI
did_it_4_lulz 0
That's not an FML that's the best night ever!
Vertoule 7
I remember my first beer... *rolls eyes*
beyondblue 0
You got what you deserved, you brought it on yourself. Piss pot.
perdix 31
Damn, I go to the wrong hotels!! A woman in a bathrobe is the sexiest thing I've seen. You should be glad that you didn't end up in jail or raped. If you ever come down to Texas, let's get some drinks! ;)
obesemaurice 0
so she can end up in jail or raped? i suppose texas does have a reputation to live up to :P
Princess_Star 0
There are certainly much more enjoyable ways to spend your money and your night without have to deal with the loss and humiliation that you've had to deal with. I'm sorry but you've really brought this on yourself. YDI.
myfriend_youfail 3
YDI for getting shitfaced. Most responsible drinkers know to drink in moderation so they don't make fools out of themselves. Unless you like making a fool out of yourself, in which case this is neither YDI nor FYL, but Congrats On The Great Night.
did_it_4_lulz 0
What's a night of drinking without humiliation when you're a beginner? These crazy nights lead to responsible drinkers. If you die from drinking, that's just survival of the fittest. Lighten up, it's the OP's liver, not yours.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Curious to what you were drinking, OP? I guess it doesn't matter since you claim to be so drunk that you had to grab the floor to stop from falling off the Earth... However, I agree with blastvortex (#14). Pics or it didn't happen!
azchris11 0
pics or it didn't happen