Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, I spilled water on the front of my pants right before a meeting so I tried drying them with the hand dryer in the bathroom. A coworker walked in just as I was awkwardly squatting in front of the machine. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
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ant1078 7
Not gonna lie...I would stare 0.0
DocBastard 40
A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story. You are so busted.
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Enslaved 38
Wet T-shirt contest at work? You're sure to win!
Calyx_fml 22
Report yourself to HR for sexual misconduct.
shireman97 6
At least you washed your hands before returning to work
alex0213 5
I'm sure before u noticed , u were wondering y everyone was staring!
Warden1986 16
Excuse me, I believe you need to read the commenting policy, to where it says (no text language.)
mpalmiter4717 8
YDI Op. Every woman knows to wipe their hands on their pants or skirt before going in for a boob adjustment.
secret_ninja_gal 12
the thing is... when you fix your bra... you don't put your hands directly on your boobs....
momogal 22
If you are adjusting the underwire, you might. Especially if you are large breasted.
worldclassrager 41
its water it dries quick...also readjusting your bra might be a better idea with your hands dry I would think to do that while still in the stall...and also out of paper towels I have never know anyone trying to use "wind" to dry their hands...
raraisbang 12
You've never tried to shake your hands dry? Jesus, we must be from different planets!!!!!! Which one of us is the alien....?
Jaimehhh 6
Haha just laugh it off :P no one will look there anyway ;P
sagaciouspig 2
It must have been a masturbation!!!!! You know,mas(culine) (dis)turbation does it a good pun???
sagaciouspig 2
*does it make a good pun*