Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
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Top comments
NotBella 0
I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.
sweetpandora_fml 2
that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.
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Comments (88)
macaaroni 0
hahaha, awesome. well, luck you because he probably would've cheated on you again.
blastvortex 4
Yeah, right. And I suppose that if he'd told you that wolverines made good house pets, you'd believe him? (RIP, John Candy) You're just a little too willing. Don't give people those kinds of second chances.
ragsy 7
Stop being a doormat.
genki008 0
the original post was dumb, but these comments are even dumber
ipwnallmen 10
which ones, yo?
snafu57 1
why did you give this jerks a means to get back at you. he's probably laughing his ass off. if you get to his area, ask him out for a cup of coffee, and proceed to tell him about your current fling. (even if you have to make one up)
grrrarrrg2 2
THis is not an FML. OH hey there was this guy that used to treat me like shit and I just continued to let him treat me like shit. Ummm NO YDI!
iluvfml01 0
Check out www.mylifeisfly.com
mae18_fml 0
this isnt an FML, probably a GOOD thing you didnt see him again !
idrivefast 0
Yeah, because cheaters make such good lovers. Especially with the possibility of sexually transmitted diseases. ooooo
xxxviii 5
OHHHHHH, Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, He knows where to come for a late nighter after he`s dropped off his current ****,if she has a headache....Keep it up babe, the world needs woman like you. There is always the need and you have just landed "job security".....