Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
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Top comments
NotBella 0
I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.
sweetpandora_fml 2
that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.
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lettertjes 0
He cheated on you and you had no contact for three years. So when he called, you naturally thought "Oh hey, he's probably changed AND realized I'm super cool, without having contact with me, and this is not a booty call at all". Of course.
GanjAxZermA 0
I have to agree with #3 now he knows where you live and now he knows that you might take him back.. that's how guys are.. and if he cheated on you once he might as well do it agaln..
quinnteh 0
That's how girls are too, especially if they've been cheating like OP's ex.
MagneticGuitar 0
He obviously just wanted your address. If I were you I would be careful in the next few days.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
ipwnallmen 10
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt,. now youll be waking up tied to the bed, naked with lip on your **** and a dick in your clit...in and out in and out and he'll just come back for more and when he says spread em youll say how far/how wide for his toungue and little wormy in yoour vajajay... i commend you for having an open mind but honestly.. boys can be quite the dark, ravaged animals, little kitten. ydi
cjammer 0
someone clearly just got themselves off via lit ****.
ipwnallmen 10
20, nah, I just wanted to titillate you guys.. :) did u like it?
idkweird 0
not even a little. Too many spelling and grammar mistakes.
Ramp 0
^
Ramp 0
pretty aggressive way to titillate.
cjammer 0
something tells me he was just itching to use a big word with 'tit' in it.
idkweird 0
Agreed, cjammer. Also, did he just call me boy? I shall also ask if anyone can decipher his reply to me.
daydreamstar 7
seriously, OP, please think! and theres this lovely thing called a restraining order. GET ONE!!
ipwnallmen 10
srry byt thanx for playinf, 36 my yummy bosom
cjammer 0
yummy bosom? Go **** yourself. =]
ipwnallmen 10
id bet you like to watch it wonking mutie. lololololol now give me a shout out, hooter
idkweird 0
Please.learn.english.
Ramp 0
What's a wonking mutie?
JukeboxBunny 0
What I want to know is how you put a dick IN a clit.
ipwnallmen 10
nomnomnomnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom I AM ENGLISH, sovvie ****
ipwnallmen 10
lolol 56/57!!!!i am a guru of words!!
xxreikoxx 31
I hope you all know that this FML was copied and pasted from a previous post within the past two months. It's either that, or it's a cliched deja vu, but this really isn't a new post. In any case, the OP gets little sympathy for being merciful; she gets none for her stupidity. Point blank.
jennalynn5 0
never let an ex back into your life. in the end it's not worth it
FarSide 23
YDI for living too far away. Why didn't you go see him... not that desperate?
nightmare1234 0
lazy ex..wow..
jakeidk 0
lazy/stalker ex!