Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
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thee_most_dope 30
totally saw that one coming lol
PiinkVanilla 15
Never trust you from the night before.
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the_real_dvd 21
A little hair of the dog that bit you is good for you.
nesteremily 31
Only way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk lol
Da_Case_10 8
You know where I always go when i have a hangover. Waffle house!
EphMi 5
you should be glad its just vodka.
worldclassrager 41
At least it wasn't pee (American pie)
worldclassrager 41
...oh...well then...it's been years since I have seen the movie anyways..thanks for the correction
Fuhkyoo 17
i cant believe that there were 11 other shartfaces
whodat32 4
I thought for sure you were going to say throw up
protoskore 27
Actually, for centuries a "hair of the dog that bit you" (alcohol) was considered a common remedy for hangovers.
foxwasalamb 24
i heard, and I'm not exactly one hundred percent sure, but while you're drinking, if you also drink water it will prevent a hangover, because a hangover is in part being dehydrated. so try that next time
Gremlinek 16
Good way to wake up in pool of own urine. Best way is to eat lots of greasy food. On other hand sugar and caffeine gets you sober sooner. When I drink I like to top it of with fried chicken or nachos. In the morning large coke (or 2) gets me going with no ill after effects.
jayeterror775 18
#50, I seriously don't get why people are thumbing you down. What you said is actually completely true. If you drink a cup of water after every few shots, then you will not get a hangover. I used to get hangovers whenever I drank, but one day I read a scientific article about this, and since that day I have not gotten a single hangover. Of course dehydration isn't the only thing that causes the hangover. But for the most part dehydration plays the biggest role in it.
blackonblight 33
Huh. Thought that was gonna be something much worse.