Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
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thee_most_dope 30
totally saw that one coming lol
PiinkVanilla 15
Never trust you from the night before.
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thatkidmal 15
#TFM
meladuh 16
What does this even mean?
martin8337 36
Are least it wasn't urine.
sig4life 18
That is one way to get rid of the hangover.
Bradley_Dillon 39
My fathers solution to anything is drink some wisers/JD. Puking cause of too much alchohol? TAKE A DRINK. Hangover? TAKE A DRINK. Throat hurts from stomach acid? TAKE A DRINK.
PrincessCastiel 27
I know the best thing to avoid silly hungover mistakes! It's an old family secret but I'll let you in on it... The trick is to NOT GET HUNGOVER IN THE FIRST PLACE! As you see I'm 14, so I'm like an almost expert at being an adult.
91hayek 31
I don't know why this made me laugh out loud.
Miss_Whipped 43
I do.
PrincessCastiel 27
Hmm... it seems nobody detected sarcasm in my comment. I'm so sorry.
91hayek 31
Oh I did, and sassy fourteen year olds are hilarious. At least to me. I thumbed you up but alas twas not enough :(.
SammyS2012 21
i couldnt save you too :( so since youre almost an expert, could you help me out? im not even close to being almost an expert, and im 20 :(
breakinlegs 19
This has happened to me a million times.... at least the best cure for a hangover is a drink of alcohol ha
DemosthenesMB 13
You couldn't deduce that from the terrible hangover..?
cathrope 10
The best cure for a hangover is more alcohol
rodgem89 2
We have all been there!!!!!!!!
2i1337i2iscore 13
Drinking with a hangover cures the hangover