Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML
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5bye7 0
ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.
Arlitto 0
Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.
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Comments (157)
dzbasketball 0
FYL !
rocker8877 0
You suck number 1. Also that's terrible :-(
Dramaramagrl 0
Ouch
Stephai 0
Haaircut timee!
alexFYL 11
Why on earth would you put your 2 year old ON THE COUNTER? Nevermind your hair and the switches, but ON THE COUNTER? Good thing he didn't fall off.
bored690 0
Is your house that unsafe that you couldn't leave him play in the loungeroom alone for 10 minutes... wtf
iloveloosy12 0
o.o
BJsSUCKandImAMan 1
That is why you don't have a garbage disposal!!
Spongii101 12
Why would your hair be down the drain? WTF?
neongurl98 10
I know u had good intentions and everything but why did you put a 2 year old on a counter top?!? Thats like an accident waiting to happen!