Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
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Hystical 0
That's disgusting..
allmidnighteyes 11
Next time you're on the bus with her, use a Pedegg and empty the contents into her bag.
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Comments (45)
XxdarkangelxX13 0
O.o ..... eww :P
Kickass89 0
Well atleast youre working you can save to buy a car just use those clippings as motviation
FarSide 23
I don't think you will catch AIDS. Relax already, and next time just pick your nose and flick boogers.
Sammara 0
It's AMAZING what people think is okay to do on public transportation! This is not your house or your car...keep the personal stuff at home! The most personal thing you should do is blow your nose, because otherwise you're getting snot everywhere. Your nails can wait. Your hair can wait. That song you're prepping for an audition can wait!
Hawkcody1958 1
ewwwwwwwwwww that's gross SPEAK UP,
Understatement 0
OMG, how could someone think that's okay to do?!
blastvortex 4
Welcome to public transportation.
Captain0bv10us 0
dude, tell her to STOP! that's so nasty!
kait11 16
Ewww people cutting and picking their nails in public! That sound is my biggest pet peeve. I wouldn't have been able to last especially if they were hitting me! I look up to you my friend for taking it in silence
Yorih 19
What is wrong with you...? O.o