Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Take it as a blessing in disguise then. The fact he didn't even remember your birthday and broke up with you via text should tell you what a douche he is. Go out, enjoy your birthday and move on. Happy birthday
OCDC 9
Awww that sucks :/ happy birthday though!!
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Comments (98)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry that happened, OP. :(
IGotServedcouk 0
I know it's been said but... he's a douche and now you get to go and partayyy single. It could work out for you =D
BWill9014 4
DOUBLE WAMMY!
Nightmarex3 2
its ur birthday go do something fun!!!
Caedus328 0
What a prick! Kick him in that patch of skin between his legs, worthless jerkoff
Pb25797051 0
You are an idiot. If a woman kicks me there for me breaking up with her then id press charges. Let me guess, you expect him not to hit back? I hate women who think they can kick a guy in the balls when they feep mad.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! Go do something fun with your friends and forget that asshole.
isaiahr32 3
lol it's funny!!!!
gabeloz 0
what a douche
instnt1nfction 17
indeed
bignasty29 0
Happy birthday! And u Need to evaluate Why u Were With this Guy.