Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Take it as a blessing in disguise then. The fact he didn't even remember your birthday and broke up with you via text should tell you what a douche he is. Go out, enjoy your birthday and move on. Happy birthday
OCDC 9
Awww that sucks :/ happy birthday though!!
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Comments (98)
Sandem47 0
Sorry to hear that hun. My bf did the same thing last week. However he said it didn't matter since it was 12:15 and technically no longer my birthday.. Then he threw my $200 phone at my car window and tried to steal my car keys, forcing me to chase him in heels... lol. I know its hard but if he's that much of an asshole you are better off without him. It'll be hard but you can make it. Keep your head up! And try to have a happy birthday :)
justintime66451 2
join the club, I got dumped on my birthday last month, :(
kimmy0892 0
&& that's messed upp !
brittann2011 0
the same thing happened to me girl and the jackass knew it was my birthday
Musicpro59 6
sucks :(, but happy birthday it's mine too :)
iateyourmuffin 0
u know what u say? u say "F'k u" and go out and have a happy bday :)
mrmerino 0
OH MY GOD LEARN KRAV MAGAV
stayfaded 0
aaaah that blows !
happyfeet124 0
awww:(
ozonethegreat 1
hey! today is my berfday to!