Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I joined a group chat with new coworkers. Trying to be funny, I wrote, “What is this bunch of weirdos up to?” My big boss, who I hadn't noticed was in the chat members, responded, “This is your direct supervisor speaking.” I left the chat. FML
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I became the center of attraction of my office floor after sending my resumé to my work Whatsapp group, asking them to share with their friends for job openings. My VP is owner of the group. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
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ajh1800 25
That was extremely immature and unprofessional of them. If you have an HR department, you should report your boss. If not, maybe consider finding another place to work where your boss will respect you.
darwin333 11
Better, create a group for erectile dysfunction support group and invite him.
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Comments (18)
Jorn van der Ar 13
Sue him and the company, cash in the indemnity and look for another job. You win.
band_geek 18
There's a lot of people saying that it's "just a joke", but being pretty much harassed by my own boss practically 24/7 at my last job that drove me to cry once every half hour over time and even as far as wanting to commit suicide after office hours - Go to the HR. That's borderline harassment. They're singling you out to make fun of you, and that's not right in any circumstances.