Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
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null_fml 11
You really couldn't tell the difference? How does food ever get stuck to your face so much that you need to pick at it?
glorbnakcs 0
Maybe they thought the blood meant you were a vampire, and that you had just fed on the blood of a virgin. They must have been so terrified of you that nobody had the guts to say anything.
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Comments (31)
Sappheyes 0
If you thought it was food, it would have been wise to look in a mirror to make sure that there wasn't more.
JAK3ZORZ 0
it just made you look more qualified for the job... places like people who aren't fased by blood, that way if they have to kill a baby, there's no problem
FerrariCake 2
No one told you because "Can you tell us why you have blood all over your chin?" makes for a very awkward interview question.
LemonStarship 5
Responding to #6 Yeah perhaps it had ninja on and was undetectable to OP's heartbeat sensor
CoffeeCovered 0
FYL, I've had this sort of thing happen to me.
wh4t3v3R 0
Haha! Yeah, me too, never before an interview though.
rollsroyce43_fml 0
How the hell can you mistake a zit 4 a piece of food? If you picked a zit, it'd be much harder to pull off, and you should feel a slight pain. Food just doesn't do that
PurpleLlamas 0
lol i misread it and thot he ate it...:S lol
Zdog101 0
how did it taste??????
ashleywilson 8
ik kno how that feels iv done that b4 except i knew it was a zit i jus didnt kno it bled all over
Monkeyone 0
Grosssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!