Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, my mother broke into my emails and rejected the best job offer I’ve ever had, all because the job is on the other side of the country, and she’s a selfish bitch who doesn't want to be left completely alone, since she has no friends and our relatives don’t speak to her anymore. FML
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, I lost my job because my mom and stepdad forced me to go on our family vacation, even though my time off got rejected. FML
Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
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OCDC 9
How dare you think of others first, OP!
iLazy 0
TELL HER TO GET A JOB!
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Comments (111)
trainheartnet 1
I not the ho you da ho
Blackxhawk 0
Why would you move from the coast to this boring state!!!
gertyygirly 4
hey I live in Idaho and have for my entire life. it pretty much sucks...get out as fast as you can op
ButtonMoon 0
That's because you need to get out of Idaho for a bit to see how great Idaho really is. I've lived in Michigan and England. I love England but Idaho has some amazing things to offer. You really do just need to get out to appreciate it more.
nivekcizia123 0
Hmm that semicolon is erroneous. it should be a period, dividing the two independent clauses into separate sentences because the second serves to modify, instead of restate, the idea of the first.
stoptrying 9
Great. Now go tell an english teacher instead of us.
nivekcizia123 0
Great. Now get off the internet and sqeal like a piggy so my apt sense of the English language may forcibly and surprisingly attempt to procreate with your anus.
Tristyxxx 24
go back to your boyfriend (:
MRobvious750 0
Sorry about your mother OP but if you are staying in Idaho and when you really need a break, Boise has some of the best clubs in the country.
miszmadden 0
what a jerk!
HunterAlpha1 8
i'm guessing OP's mom has alzhiemer's, because i can't think of anyone in their right mind who would act that way towards someone who put their entire life on hold to help them.
Express93 0
Idaho!? No! You da ho! haha
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Put thy bitch in a home and move back. Problem solved.