Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, my mother broke into my emails and rejected the best job offer I’ve ever had, all because the job is on the other side of the country, and she’s a selfish bitch who doesn't want to be left completely alone, since she has no friends and our relatives don’t speak to her anymore. FML
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, I lost my job because my mom and stepdad forced me to go on our family vacation, even though my time off got rejected. FML
Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
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OCDC 9
How dare you think of others first, OP!
iLazy 0
TELL HER TO GET A JOB!
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Comments (111)
ihasbrains 10
I feel like all the moms on FML are ungrateful bitches.
mariet_fml 23
"Today, my mom made me breakfast in bed, after having done my laundry and cleaned my room the night before. She burned the toast. FML." It would never make through moderation.
mintcar 10
Your mom is incredibly ungrateful. Let's hope her attitude changes soon.
steveakafranxy 7
people don't change, let's hope op moves soon
hockeyrocks39 0
You probably moved away from home for a reason. Now you're back and Mom is showing you why you left to begin with. RUN! Run fast and far and don't look back. Just because she is your Mother does not mean you owe her anything. We all deserve respect!
uncbballwins 0
Pshh Idaho is amazing... some great potatoes and skiing over there
Ins0mau 20
Potatoes you say!? I'm there! That should get the tourists flocking! "Idaho, we got great potatoes."
RileyL29 0
T-shirts!!(: I wear medium!
themusickid17 7
it is, everywhere you go you see them showing off about their potatoes
JazzytheMan 3
I'm sorry... I mean.... Idaho? There is nothing here!
SmittyJA24 26
Scenic, ... but that's about it. Especially Lewiston ID 83501. (I'm packing to leave this ******* place, myself!!) Throw your mom into one of the Idaho rivers; she'll fit in fine with the steelhead trout.
idspud 3
what part of Idaho? I'm Idaho falls
HannahForbesxo 13
Idaho? Yes you are.
alexg823 0
Yes, *Puts on glasses* Yes you are.
RedPillSucks 33
shedaho!!!!
enonymous 9
Smile, laugh it off and remind yourself you have the ability to put her in a retirement home someday and not those good ones. The ones you see on 60 minutes. Also you have the right to legally pull the plug. You may go on enjoying life now
DjeePee 25
Why did you quit your job, left your home and your boyfriend? I demand a very good explanation, otherwise it's a YDI.
Bofferding_fml 6
guess your haircolor on the pic is your real one... l2read ffs
esananita123 0
hahahahaa!! nicee ^^ yea blondie your kinda xold hearted its her mom. stop being so damn nosey.
DjeePee 25
So? Who cares it's her mom? Many people don't have jobs, and OP quit hers to be with someone who sounds very selfish. If OP's mom has so much problems, why didn't she move in with OP?
steveakafranxy 7
if I was op and she moved into my house and acted like this, her ass would be out on the street
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I hope you're taking care of her because she's got mental issues. Sheesh.
aardvarkish 17
In this case, I'd send her where she can get the professional help she needs.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, professional help is expensive, and OP no longer has a job. But it does seem like her mom is suffering from some mental or psychological issue.