Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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paprikacha 9
You mean your EX-boyfriend, right?
Tiffany_xx 0
Hope your not still with him he is a ass of a boyfriend if he wasnt there to support you at your grandpa's funeral. and to see him with another girl is just sad.
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Comments (132)
missmontreal97 4
dump him
cinnomonroll 0
Jack ass. sorry about your grandpa
courttpaiige 0
cottage, another girl. if i were you id give him a good smack in the face. and finish the relationship.. personally if hes similar to my bf hes gunna keep hurting you even tho he loves you if you let him get comfortable around you he will feel the comfyness that he would be able to hurt you. FML 4 years of my life wasted, its sucks. Yet i deserve it for still trying to make it work out.. Hope he gets a good smack! <3 n_n
YoLauryn 0
cottage? wtf? lmao.
jeffinfer_43 1
what a dick!
skylarcloey 0
i would have honked at them or something to let them know you saw him cheating .
Coolguyt2 0
Rofl I love how all these ******* morons think OP is a guy when she says "ANOTHER" girl. Learn to read you giant bunch of tards!!!!
iBiteRoses 22
You learn to read, idiot. It says right there, "lyingboyfriend (man)" MAN not WOMAN or FEMALE or HOOKER or anything of the gender with a ******.
Coolguyt2 0
An all it says is "Lyingboyfriend." show me where it says "man" blind peoples! I'm looking at it now an it clearly says "Lyingboyfriend." gosh you blind idiots really need to get off this site, go back to 2nd grade an learn to ******* read. Your all makin a big deal over nothing, thinking OP's a guy cuz your blind dumb asses think the word "man" is here somewhere when it isn't. Honestly, stop fighting over nothing an get a life! Gosh, people these days....
iBiteRoses 22
It actually does say "man." Sorry.
LordDoodle 17
You sir need to calm down.
lolmigosh 15
You shouldve totally kicked his ass
fuzzybear14 0
dump his ass!