Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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paprikacha 9
You mean your EX-boyfriend, right?
Tiffany_xx 0
Hope your not still with him he is a ass of a boyfriend if he wasnt there to support you at your grandpa's funeral. and to see him with another girl is just sad.
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Comments (132)
Nilorac 0
You should punch him in the weiner.
crazy_life44 0
Dump him, what a loser.
emilyyy93 0
his cottage? is he a gnome?
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha!
YoLauryn 0
lmfao
NickelPhosphate 0
If the op is a guy, he wouldn't be saying "another girl" so he/she may be on someone elses' account, or just selected the wrong gender. Which happens. But who really cares right. Well. My advice: dump his ass. He's pretty insensitive, lying to you when you're mourning for your grandfather. Who needs that douche bag, right? @ #16: you don't need to be a gnome to go to a cottage. Idiot.
hazelwolfeyes 0
thats when you drive into the bastard...o.o...n while hes laying there waiting for help, you lean down and whisper, "Next time i drive over you again n again til your meat. have a good day." when the cops come, you were distraught because the death of a family member. ^-^ cars are a good threat method...fun and big...
amaneylandx3 0
This was a stupid and simple happens-everyday-get- over-it fml
Scotticus117 11
what is it with you people and wanting to post first all the time, all that proves is that you sit on your computer logged into fmylife all day, and have no life, which means your life really is f***ed, oh wait you don't have one, lol. but yeah that sucks OP what a jerk, but why does it say the OP is a man, that's what i wanna know.
Prawn_fml 2
I'd presume it says the OP is a man because he is one?
generalsmith2 0
you're a funny man NOT. oh ha ha im so funny
soccergirl15_fml 0
This should be like a typical FML. Always catching their bf/gf cheating when lying to them first. Lame.
smartypants9 15
WTF? How did OP lie first?
SarlaccBits 0
YDI. You should have known – any guy that is supposedly in a committed and serious relationship with you would have gone with you to support you.
WellThatSuckz 14
Run the bitch down !!!