Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
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Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Just another reason to keep your phone out of the bathroom - full of water hazards.
Souners 3
Probably a good idea to keep the lid on the toilet seat down.
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Comments (150)
Angelrose2004 17
Now would be a good time to have a waterproof phone.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm it would have been better to have a waterproof phone BEFORE that happened
xtalondriver 14
Hope you had insurance.
rofflewaffle 9
That's why the lid on my toilet is always closed. Prevents accidents, looks nice, and never any fights about the seat being up or down.
perdix 31
YDI for having the vibrate on maximum power! I'll bet you shove your phone down your pants and call yourself from your landline 50-60 times...and then you need a shower;)
kaelynxboo 0
I bet you do that too :)
perdix 31
Maybe I do, but why is that relevant? At least, I don't dangle it over a toilet when I shower;)
BostonBruinsFan 8
Hey, that is my comment, I replied that to #5's comment...wtf...
BostonBruinsFan 8
I meant #6's
TheFirstSamurai 18
OP: "I don't usually take my phone into the bathroom, but when I do it falls inside the toilet."
Outsider_77 0
Memes are great
TheFirstSamurai 18
Lol when they're recognised, but it's been quite a while since we've last seen an "interesting" meme, so the internet's probably forgotten.
GoW_Chick 15
Buzz, buzz, splash! Your phone gets way to excited when someone calls, maybe it just likes it when you push it's buttons. ;)
fattylumptard 1
Phones are inanimate objects they don't have feelings.
desireev 18
210- Nice! *sarcasm* You seem to be attacking all of GoW_Chicks comments. Get a life! And while you're at it, re-take your 3rd Grade Grammar Class! They taught all about punctuation! You may learn you somethin'!
fattylumptard 1
Yep you are defiantly a tranny **** star.
Okayitwasme 0
First let the phone dry for a day thenThrow it in a bag of dry rice for a month! It might be okay, do not turn it on! Take it to the store you got it from. Make sure you charge it up. You might get lucky. If it works, always set it in a bag of the rice. (throw out the old rice a couple of times.)
KRS_13 0
More like put it in rice right away
Dajucy1 7
Wait a little, they'll soon make a waterproof iPhone
GoW_Chick 15
... and if you wait a little longer they're going to make chips you implant into your head so it is completely hands free, and you can use your brain to make calls texts etc. Trust me it's coming sometime in our future.
BostonBruinsFan 8
Don't you mean micro ear implants??
blair_x 12
Why do you bring your phone into the bathroom at all? You don't need to make any calls or texts while you're shampoo-ing, and taking a dump/piss while talking on the phone is just tacky. Phones don't belong in bathrooms, period. I'd understand if it was a public bathroom; but from what it sounds like, it wasn't one. YDI.
HaleyStutler 0
Maybe next time don't put your phone there!!