Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
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Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Just another reason to keep your phone out of the bathroom - full of water hazards.
Souners 3
Probably a good idea to keep the lid on the toilet seat down.
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Comments (150)
lrgenesis 19
Ydi
rocker_chick105 31
the toilet sends yet again another phone to the grave
biggestfan23 11
It was an accident waiting to happen OP... My condolences for your phone
HeyImPayton 0
Hurry up and get it into rice. Rice is a phone savior.
tennis06 7
owned
NBZ_fml 3
At least you didn't go into the pool with it in your pocket like me
xxdemonkidxx77 3
I did that once before and ive dropped my phone into kool aid it didnt turn out to well
Enslaved 38
Once I found out how many germs and bacteria get spread through a flushed toilet, I started to make sure the lid remains down and my toothbrush is kept in the cupboard. But FYL I've had wandering vibrating phones also but mine ended up on the floor instead.
BostonBruinsFan 8
What is your pic supposed to be of?
JiggaJayZ 16
Pussy looking at pussy?
BostonBruinsFan 8
That's what I am thinking...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Her stunningly beautiful cat, of course. I wanna kidnap the shit out of it! Wait, no, that doesn't sound right...
BostonBruinsFan 8
And I stand uncorrected :D!!!
Enslaved 38
JiggaJayZ, how funny, that you included my cat in your list of people you like. Lol I like everyone on your list also. (Plus a few extra!) Hey, you're on there too, Shrooms! :P
JiggaJayZ 16
171 - Yessum :). I do enjoy a witty comment and people that make my list are full of whit.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Oh come on Island, you're on so many lists already, let us have this one! I agree with that list as well, but I think if I was to make one of my own, it would be quite huge. There's some idiots here but there's also some very intelligent and downright legendary folks - including all the ones from a while back during snickerdoodles' reign. I wish I had made an account sooner!
JiggaJayZ 16
Also your cat is awesome
MrHankie1999 0
It wanted a shower too!
Fooberry 9
You should really close the lid. For that reason, and the fact that when you don't close the lid, any particles in the toilet fly up out of it and float around your bathroom. Honestly, you might as well be brushing your teeth with fecal water. Gross.
angel2015 4
That sucks
BostonBruinsFan 8
Dick??