Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
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Top comments
Laelfy 0
Wouldnt you know your moms number??
MrMaD_fml 2
LMMFAO... ..now that's funny! My first favorite!
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Comments (122)
frankgrimes 4
........you need to Watch THe ugly truth SHRECK!
Tromboneguy29 0
Thats hilarious. But you've gotta be pretty desperate to call some random number. For all you know he could be some petitile stalker guy
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Petitile your face, MORON who can't spell sh*t. The OP is not even underage. You need to seriously uninstall and come back in the next life in hopes of being born with a brain then.
wh4t3v3R 0
Yeah, your Mom answering is probably the best possible scenario. You don't want to call the type of people who usually leave those notes these days.
Tromboneguy29 0
Typo. Petifile
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Pedophile?
theloofy 0
#18....spell fail @(_)@
JASHEA 0
only a mom would do somthing that mean
Melisaaaa 0
What the hell is Shreck? And how the hell is watching The Ugly Truth supposed to help him?
SupaSwaggin 0
LOL
ehsvballchk22 0
I agree with laefly... how do you not know your moms number? duh.
DeathShad0 1
Desperation can bring many lulz.
ehsvballchk22 0
sorry I spelt that wrong...laelty. :D
Ariel881 0
I only have maybe two numbers memorized and neither of them are my parents' numbers. I could see how he didn't recognize his mom's number. Maybe she wrote down a friend's number and was with them when he called it. Given that every phone has caller ID these days, she saw it was her son's number and she answered it. Just a possibility.