Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
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Calingaladha 21
You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.
fhksuaifk 16
At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.
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Comments (38)
Burton_Forever 23
Most definitely could have happened to me..
BobbieH 19
You make a very poor impression when in an important meeting and you can't adhere to polite society norms. It may be a normal body function but it isn't acceptable to let out a fart in the company of others. These are people reviewing and evaluating you. You should have held it in or excused yourself too. I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't receive s call back.
sweetbliss3 37
technically it wasn't in the company of others as the interviewer went to the bathroom. and who knew it was going to be a very smelly one. Sometimes they don't smell at all, while other times it smells like something has been dead for ten days.
Gazerman100 13
To be fair, OP thought she was alone.
nonsensical 26
I would've done exactly that. Blame it on a fly that just passed by or something... That always works
katelng09 16
What the hell....why would you even ask this?
WillMM76 12
Lol!
captainsmegma 12
I'd hire you, put you in a four person cubicle with people I'd like to fire and wait for them to quit.
manofmerr 27
Still giggling at this.
EvilLittleMan 23
It was the dog. He went that way down the hallway.
polsen4273 8
It took me a long time to realise that really bad smelling farts are caused by what you are eating, or more importantly what you are drinking. If you eat well, are are you drinking too much, maybe cheap beer?
zaarae 7
healthy high fiber diets give you awful smelling farts. you can eat healthy and still clear a room. broccoli and Brussels sprout farts are the worst.
Arcanel 18
come on cuzzo you don't take a chance like that ! it's just like a date you hold that ish in until you drive away ! ?
moondoglou420 17
Honestly if a fart makes the difference in getting the job or not it might be for the best that you're not working there.