Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
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Calingaladha 21
You're supposed to tout your strengths in an interview...but you shouldn't literally toot your own horn.
fhksuaifk 16
At least you can interview at Exxon now. You know everything about gas.
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Comments (38)
corky1992 33
Have you not seen Step Brothers? Never fart during an interview.
brenton490 19
I think you mean do you taste ketchup and onions!
SRU22 11
It must've been one hell of a fart.
BulgyCashew33 16
My dad always said never trust a fart
TheSignOfLibra 11
Actually Ben Franklin was interested in studying farts. He thought if you ate certain foods it could make the gas smell good and encourage people to fart or something. I may be wrong but I found that odd. And as for farting in public I learned how to set off a silent one. My younger sister can't hold a fart if her life depended on it, especially if she bends over to pick something up. The youngest releases silent but deadly. I mostly avoid her.
N7Com 7
that stinks sorry op
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, that stinks. But seriously, what kind of professional interviewer leaves in the middle of an interview? Those things are scheduled, so he should have gone to the bathroom before you got there. Unless it was an emergency, in which case he shouldn't say anything because, had he not left, the smell could have come from him. Guess that fart wasn't so tiny, was it? :D
metroido 21
the worst thing is when you let out a silent fart thinking you’d get away with it and then you quickly discover that your farts actually *stink* that day…