Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML
Today, my dog is terrified of her own puppies. I don’t know what happened, but when she’s near them, she shows a fear response pretty much constantly. For her to feed them, I need to be by her face distracting her while the puppies feed from her hidden under a towel. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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Welshite 40
Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.
weveallbeenthere 30
she likes your scent.
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HunterSeabreeze 11
Aww! Your pup likes the smell of your underwear! How cute! Must be a great conversation starter at the dinner table!
monkeebabes 3
Hey OP get a stuffed animal or a blanket, rub it all over your body. Or if you wear cologne/perfume spray it, air dry it for awhile then give it to the dog. All she wants is your scent its a comfort thing.
NyxWrath 20
At least she doesn't chew them. My puppy is 6 months old and still chews underwear.. new underwear is expensive :/ give her an old pair and sew it to the bed. hope she stops soon! :)
Floortje 17
Awh that sucks a bit but it's also a bit cute..
CaptainPicard 3
Can't get too mad. At least the puppy isn't eating them. Just give it some pairs you don't use anymore and the puppy will do stealing your other ones.
fivetimeslonger 24
She's most likely suffering separation anxiety. Look up ways to help train her through it, for her sake, and the sake of your undies.
middlenamefrank 8
Is this one of those dogs with opposable thumbs, or are you not keeping your lingerie in drawers? If you're leaving them out where she can get at them, what do you expect? You're the human in this relationship, and she's got you outsmarted!
Kfortch 9
Awe what's so wrong with that?!
Zebediabolical 45
Replace 'puppy' with 'ex-girlfriend' and I used to do that. Until the restraining order.
selinia_fml 2
Let her keep one so the others can be safe ?