Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML
Today, my dog is terrified of her own puppies. I don’t know what happened, but when she’s near them, she shows a fear response pretty much constantly. For her to feed them, I need to be by her face distracting her while the puppies feed from her hidden under a towel. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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Welshite 40
Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.
weveallbeenthere 30
she likes your scent.
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kiaora_fml 11
Keep them in the drawer or if you are drying them hang them up somewhere else, but this is a bandaid solution. Maybe you can give her an old shirt of yours that you wear alot and give it to her, this worked for my old dog
yesnid 2
The best and easiest solution I think is to buy them a blanket that is made of the same material as your underwear and get them to use that instead as a bed.
Rippa1986 10
Give her a couple of old shirts. Problem solved.
Chibi_Kitten 24
You must have some fuzzy underwear
deathrowdiesel 2
They smell like you at that age it thinks youre it mom and your smell claims it to sleep
Squeaky_Tomato 14
My boy is almost 2 and he does the same thing. It smells like you, and that comforts you dog. If it's a big deal then put your dirty clothes hamper where the dog can't reach it.
picturescrazy 24
That's actually really sweet, why are you punishing your pup for wanting to be comforted by something that smells like you :( Just give her articles of clothing you don't care about and keep your undies in a drawer out of her reach.
chilliris 5
She does that because it has your scent on it. It makes her feel safe and just means she trusts you. Let her have one pair of your underwear and she shouldn't keep coming back for more
Auraline 3
Lol! My aunts dog does the same thing, except with her sox
Punphmelch 9
I no longer have to worry about my underwear. Our baby girl died 2 days ago :'(
SanpakuEyes 18
:( I'm so sorry.
mrcook9 5
Oh no! What happened! :(