Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML
Today, my dog is terrified of her own puppies. I don’t know what happened, but when she’s near them, she shows a fear response pretty much constantly. For her to feed them, I need to be by her face distracting her while the puppies feed from her hidden under a towel. FML
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
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Welshite 40
Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.
weveallbeenthere 30
she likes your scent.
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Comments (148)
Omniprism 15
It's because they smell like you. Though maybe you should learn to pick them up. My dogs use to do that. But I suppose if she's not destroying them you're fine. She'll probably grow out of it too.
megadki14 6
wash them after because that sounds adorable
anyoldnamewilldo 23
She is obviously comforted by your scent. Wear a tshirt to bed every night for a week and then give it to her to sleep with.
TehFairladyZea 5
Give her a pair of your unwashed socks or something. she likes the way you smell and wants to fall asleep with you.
tigilly 14
In a way, that's actually kind of cute lol
staymetalbitch 1
That's adorable, honestly
JoshMohawk 11
When I read the first half of the first sentence, I thought it was going to be so much better than it was...
hplover7 11
Um be glad she isn't chewing or destroying them! If all she is doing is sleeping with them you are already a few steps ahead of my dog and me!
sanecatlady 13
I have a cat who sometimes starts to cuddle with my bras after I take them off and drop them on the floor. I don't know if he's just attracted to the scent or the warmth, but it would make for an interesting cat video.
Tannasgh 22
Perhaps you should buy her her own pack of undies...