Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I realized that the girl I like only replies to my snapchats if I include my dog in the picture. FML
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bpdlr 0
they say dogs look like their owners, but wtf?
katieatieay 0
okay next time, send a picture of your dog alone. i'm really curious now.
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Comments (43)
fatalkiss 0
no, not in this case. the sentence said "a picture of my dog and me". take away "my dog" it would say "a picture of me" which is correct. "a picture of I" is not.
thebeatles4891 1
my dog and me is right and that's what they said...
jordan75_fml 0
XD the guy who looked at ur picture mustuv been retarted anyway
fhfdd 9
Was it you?
twilightluver347 7
dog and I not 'dog and me'
sniperkitten 0
Well there arepeple who look like their dogs in a charming way.
Hisbabyforever 0
did you ever hear or notice that people really do look alot like their dogs. I'm not saying this as an insult, but if you study celebrities ad even neighbors with their dogs, you'll notice that its true. Even I have to admit I look kinda like my dog, I own a havanese.
spencespencespen 0
So. Did it choose you, or the person?
birdfreak 24
hey maybe people submitted their dog(s) for rating(s)
missme101 0
maybe u look like a dog
mrf07960 0
44- it's " My dog and I "