Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I realized that the girl I like only replies to my snapchats if I include my dog in the picture. FML
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bpdlr 0
they say dogs look like their owners, but wtf?
katieatieay 0
okay next time, send a picture of your dog alone. i'm really curious now.
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Comments (43)
julianh 0
sorry, but the grammar is correct. it is "my dog and me". you say "a picture of me" not "a picture of i," so when you add the dog, the "me" doesn't change. so stop mentioning the grammar because you are wrong.
3daysgrace 0
pwnt #7
pickchilisauce 0
Don't feel bad. Maybe your dog is just super HOT
Wankfuck09 0
this made me laugh soooooo hard. poor dude
MyCubicleRomance 0
its probably just an automation, or just rules even if its obvious
belensky09 0
ouch you must be ugly
ajlardner 0
YDI for being so self concious that you did that. and wanting people to tell you how you look.
extradorkyloser 4
oh my.... -_- the grammar was fine! youre not going to say "the picture was of I" you'd say "me" it has to be able to stand alone, dorks :P
sarahcheetah 0
LMFAO this has to be one of the funniest yet
aquasnow39 0
LOL to the blue screen of death part.