Today, I was walking my aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out, the bag had a small unnoticeable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn't realize it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
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IgniteMe28 0
all aboard the failboat...
ryki_bloom 0
Yuck! Seriously! But - I think that you should have noticed. Plastic bags feel different than poop. YDI for being an idiot.
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Comments (68)
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
silly fool hasent tv ever tought you anything use a garbage bag there hefty hefty hefty and those little bags are wimpy wimpy wimpy
pteresadactyl 0
lmaoo haha love it :]
rayrayy_fml 0
fail. :(
epicwinmaster 0
and then he reached up to itch his face. and lick his fingers
ScaryPants3 0
Win.
eriikax3 0
noow that would be a epiic fail. haha.
lovesthesun 0
was it a big or small dog? if it was a big dog, then you had a lot of crap in your hand. either way, YDI, you should be able to tell the difference.
ryki_bloom 0
Fail.
Athabaska 10
Quit your bitching and wash your hands, life will go on, I promise.
redxapplexoxo 0
I've heard it makes quite a nice skin cream.
ryki_bloom 0
Ftw #35
iFruit 0
Wtf.
Nickenator 0
You know you don't need a poop bag. Whenever i walk out my dog to the park, he always goes somewhere in the bushes to take a poop or a pee. YDI for not thinking.
unwishy 0
how stupid is that comment? I doubt you were thinking when you wrote this