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Golddigger

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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Seems like a good financial move to me.

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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and you agreed to a SECOND date... because? ????

because he asked her on the second date, he might be a really nice guy outside of wanting to use op's money for himself

I really want to feel for you, but your name makes that hard to do.

Guy's gotta eat

Complaining he asked to open a join account, yet knowing he is unemployed yet you still gave him a 2nd date? You two deserve each other. [I have no sympathy for those who date losers. NONE.]

Are you seriously that dumb? They went on their second date while he asked to open a joint account, still on that second date. How would OP know he'd ask and potentially harm her currency? Just because someone is temporarily unemployed does not mean they are losers.

You're dating the wrong kinds of guys

He is a leech, leave as fast as you can!

He's using you!

This is when you should lose INTIST.