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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Burnaby, Canada
Golddigger
Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML
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Gunguy 11
Seems like a good financial move to me.
shanannygians07 28
You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.
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beaglelover 1
My ex at least waited until we moved in together. He used me for 3 years! I tried dumping him after 1 and kicked him off of my account, but he came back and made me put him back on- he stood next to me and had me in tears while I called the bank. I didn't find out until I kicked him out for good that he was also hitting my son. And when he left he stole all he could.
thonyan 5
Seems legit.
kunjac0945 21
He's the prince of Nigeria, so he just needs a Canadian account to transfer over the royal fortune.
sfxscull 9
NO!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
RUN, GIRL, RUN. He'll clean you dry in no time. You're not his romantic interest - you're his meal ticket.