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Golddigger

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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Seems like a good financial move to me.

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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I wonder who paid for the dates?

obviously Op, hes unemployed

most likely cause your canadian

WasabiMars 21

Aaah gold diggers... such manipulative creatures.

With these interest rates? No thanks, pal. What a schmuck.

#54: I almost spat my drink at your comment. Thumbs up.

I hope you're not still dating him.

RUN !!! Very fast

That account will be empty all the time

Didn't see that one coming

foxmatrix15 8

Run