back to cock-hunting
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Burnaby, Canada
Golddigger
Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML
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Gunguy 11
Seems like a good financial move to me.
shanannygians07 28
You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.
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Gunguy 11
Seems like a good financial move to me.
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Buy a house together while you're at it.
MrConcise 35
Since we're making wise financial choices, maybe give that foreign heir a shout, wire him the money he needs to receive his inheritance.
drunkmunkey 24
What could possibly go wrong? Found yourself a guy that thinks he's a trophy... one word of advice: run
ALegitOreo 11
You ruined the joke -_-
rieebee 23
For him anyway!
FiFiLovee 26
Can we all take a moment to appreciate OP's name. XD
incoherentrmblr 22
Good Will Hunting...
shanannygians07 28
You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.
MeanBeagle 22
he gets the money you get the **** your name implies you're in search of
pwnman 33
I REMEMBER THAT FML!! LOL
yeyeboys 20
Ya, just as soon as he gets a job and you two get married.
martin8337 36
He ain't getting no job, he is a hustler.
nyte_assassin1 11
Hey at least he's not batshit crazy
chadermcchaf 16
If this isn't being batshit crazy I wonder what is
nyte_assassin1 11
"If you don't marry me I'll kill myself!" On the second date that's batshit crazy
jerryj 27
The question is: is he unemployed but rich?
theawkwardlife 21
I'm guessing no, since this is an FML..
Danne696 14
Yea, a friend of mine works at a bank and had to reject a clients request for a credit card since the client was unemployed. He was living of the interest the bank was paying him for keeping his money.
LightningNova 13
****-hunt?..
waroftheroses 16
I too #7 was wondering why OP was in a '****-hunt'...I mean it would be scary if they found a guy with a great personality instead..
devildog562 33
She's obviously hunting for chicken for one.
cryssycakesx3 23
****-a-doodle-do!
thes7274473 19
That's rather offensive, objectifying men like that! Had the genders been flipped and it said "pussy hunt," there would be bombardments of angry feminism comments.
waroftheroses 16
um #76 did you not realise OP's name is 'back to ****-Hunting' and #7 was merely wondering what it was stated at. Also op is gay/bi so....Pretty sure there would be no 'pussy hunt' involved. Didn't see it as a sexest dig at men.
patd77 12
I pray you didn't
whatsittoyabitch 15
Now that's being ambitious
GirasolNegro 22
I hope OP meant the unemployed guy she WAS seeing, I wouldn't want to continue in a relationship like that...
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Right, hopefully OP finds Mr. Right
hedpe1 2
hust because hes unemployed doesnt mean he doesnt deserve a chance you never know he might get a really good job
Arwen_Evenstar 37
He was after a joint account, presumably for access to her money, on the SECOND DATE. He does not deserve a chance.
ironhead_fml 20
RED FLAG WARNING!
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!
nyte_assassin1 11
The ***** up with your profile pic
Shan2510 14
that picture with the message xD