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Golddigger

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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Seems like a good financial move to me.

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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If you look at the username of the FML I'm pretty sure that she isn't seeing him anymore.

Please tell me you said no!

OP later found out, that her unemployed date was actually the Prince of Nigeria.

What about that long lost uncle of his that does and it only costs 5000$ to wire transfer the millions he inherited.

Yikes.... On the bright side, at least it let you know early on to not pursue that further...

Interesting word choice for the Fml title. No worries op you'll find someone worth your time soon enough.

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OP sounds worthless yet employed. Try craigslist for some late night rooster finding.

*cough* *cough* gold digger *cough*

Well it was worth a try

Love your name