Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML
Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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xXSweetNightmare 0
I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.
Crlnprz 11
lazzy
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Comments (159)
TalkinSmack 6
wASH YOUR DISHES! that's disgusting
UnfOrg1ven 1
just wash the dishes and get your pure mountain tap water back :D
Iamnotmyself 17
And so it was foretold by the ancient wizards and elders Captain Obvious has struck again! Thank you for your thoughtful insight!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
If she is paying for the bottled water, what are you complaining about? Hell, no work for you! And what exactly is pure mountain water?
demonspeed 0
it's a battle of wills my man. don't give in! or do because thats kinda gross...
shannon1029 4
your making your girlfriend waste her money because you won't do the dishes? smh...
snippyxD 7
get off yer arse and do the dishes. dude how lazy can someone be? and the fact that your girl doesn't do them just states the point.. doooo it! lolz
Blacksmokehick 0
put the bitch in er place. The Kitchen.
Bikrbum 6
Geez wash the damn dishes. That is lazy!!
grymdylan 1
Sounds like you're saying "Woman's job to clean. And if she won't do it, the house stays dirty." ... Sexist Scum ;)