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Anonyme - - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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You can't moan, can you?

She does this for everything - 13/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML

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Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Keep it clean

germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Ugh - 13/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML

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Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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One rule for thee…

logic - - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

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LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.

Crlnprz 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

lazzy

ilm350 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:49

1.wash them or 2.throw them away and buy new ones...jk go with number one

jasminea 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:50

what a waste of money /: smh...

larryp128 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:50

well instead of buying water tell her to do the damn dishes

ALEXLASFLA 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:53

clean it u lazy S.O.B

SLC_grumpypants 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:55

if only EVERYONE were OCD like me. Your house would be spotless. it's good to be me.

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:57

come live with me then lol but I you touch my art supplies I'll cut your ******* fingers off *runs away giggling*

AnimalLover1031 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:57

Okay well you do realize you can fix this problem... wash your damn dishes . There problem solved.

bigmanj28 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:00

That's why she should've stayed in the kitchen

cjgqsmooth 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:01

the dishes ain't gonna clean themselves. get to cleanin! lol

Saltime 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:01

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