Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML
Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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xXSweetNightmare 0
I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.
Crlnprz 11
lazzy
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Comments (159)
humorizer 14
So do your girlfriend.
mygreenhoodie 0
Getsta cleaning!!!!
lmaoatall 6
well op, use that pure mountain water on tap of yours and get scrubbing. is the fml based on there's no clean dishes, or the two of you are lazy ass's? I'll pick lazy ass's!
mmorgan9218 5
asses*
kensikos 6
wow if you **** her maybe she will do the dishes
kendallhi 9
wow…
CryMoreFMLs 15
How can people be so stupid sometimes??
IAmTheHeavens 0
There was so much stupid in your comment that I feel like I lost brain cells just from reading it.
Staige40 0
wow that's sad, why didn't someone just do the dishes?
BraBrando 0
Because it's OVER 9000!!!!!
Acaprice14 9
Bahahaha! what a fit. I thumbed you up for your amazing comment.
humorizer 14
*dishes Whoops. What a slip.
MLeep 0
You need to learn this really quickly: she is waiting on you to get so sick of it that you do the dishes because she's tired of doing them for you. And then she's gonna get pissed that it took you so long to do them. The thing you really need to learn is that she'll keep doing stuff like this until you learn to help her, and she will always win.
jennatbone 0
So true.
nancyfantastic 3
Finally, someone who gets it! :)
xalerion 0
22- or perhaps she's spoiled to the point where she doesn't want or isn't willing to do any work around the house and she believes it's sexist to expect her to do any housework so many people are calling the guy lazy or sexist and taking the woman's side without knowing anything aside from the fact that instead of doing the dishes she went out to the store and spent money to obtain something they had available at the house honestly it's similar to the whole racism issue, yes there are some people who are sexist and/or racist but people are continuing the cycle by "standing up for themselves" in ways that don't help solve the problem but instead create new ones. everyone is so thick-headed and stubborn, they want what "they deserve," but if you look at everything as a whole, in the USA, who is the most disliked group? it is the white male. sure because of history, they may start better off or with more opportunity, and sure some could use something that helps them see the world as what it is, but I can guarantee that 100% of them didn't choose to be white or start off that way, though most probably wouldn't turn it down, and not all are the way we imagine, both sexes are sexist to certain extents and all races are racist to certain extents, some stereotypes hold some water in general and others don't, all to varying degrees, so to end this, you shouldn't be calling either of them sexist, it just shows how ignorant and single-minded you all are, but then again, aren't we all, somewhat?
xalerion 0
22- I meant to say as well that when a child exhibits such behavior, giving in only helps to encourage said behavior, depending upon the situation would affect how I would react and op, fyl and ydi
Jaxx66 21
MLeep. yes! my bf was easy to train on this one. :) I only had to get mad at him twice for not doing it sooner than later. he does the dishes now when I'm sick, and takes out the trash when it needs it. I do the laundry, cook, keep the rest of the house clean. we just want a little appreciation!
Jaxx66 21
xalerion.... I live in the south. it's definitely not the white male.
illneedasaviour 0
tap water isn't just for drinking, ya know.
FriscoKidz 10
fyl for being lazy and passing your laziness on to your girlfriend, or vice versa. Either way someone should do the dishes.
dynamodankk 0
then do the dishes.