Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML
Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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xXSweetNightmare 0
I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.
Crlnprz 11
lazzy
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Comments (159)
perdix 31
I hope for your sake that as pathetic she is in the kitchen, she is as awesome in the bedroom. Even so, prepare to ditch her in the future. Your life with such a slob will be hell.
zombiekitten87 12
so maybe you should wash some dishes
Saltime 0
"Seargent Sarcasm challenged Captain Obvious to a duel. Captain Obvious stated that a duel was a form of debate. Seargent Sarcasm held his head high and said 'I noticed.'."
TheMonica 0
Since it seems like you are both too lazy to do the dishes, invest in this wonderful invention called the dishwasher. Now, I will warn you, it still requires some effort, but not nearly as much as washing dishes by hand.
corrinaswan 0
one answer.... wash your dishes. who's job is it to wash the dishes? you should take turns
AnimalLover1031 8
If I had a dollar every time someone put wash your dishes as comment .... lol .
Skatejock21 0
it's still her problem. She lives there.
AARONPSP 0
Here's something instead of washing the dishes, just throw all the dishes on the floor. that dishes don't ever have to be done again and you get your cup under your special mountain spring faucet. Problem solved! :)
ohlookitstiara 0
Lazy ass girlfriend. Tell her to wash some of those dishes.
ekb294 4
omg do the dishes people! I can't even drink the water that comes out of our taps
Jamialia 5
I think you both bloody lazy.