Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I found out the first person I was able to open up to in nearly ten years is already in a relationship. FML
Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
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yogamaster9000 0
Wait, bisexual?
drawmesunshine 17
Threesome?
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Comments (56)
Andr913 13
No, people, she's clearly straight and the two people she's in love with are gay/bi males. Geez.
MrSexyPants 14
Or they could all be lesbians, or she's bisexual. Many options but still easy to understand. Sorry, OPizzle. :(
getoustahere 7
Haha that means there's a chance of a threesome! ;)
TXjuggalo972 6
There's also a chance of not saying the same thing that's been said before
getoustahere 7
Oh I didn't see that. Oops! o.O
ICATiger 13
OP's name is Forever Alone x2
Llama_Face89 34
Really? I hadn't noticed! Not like it was at the top of the page or anything.
malvoliosf 1
In my head, they're all lesbians. Giggity.
niznor99 6
**** yeah.
RightKindOfWrong 4
I wish.
brianfantana32 10
That's a strange twist
Roevera 14
so all this time you were the third wheel.
Amrel 10
Well when you put it like that, she feels even more like shit
Ne_Oublie 3
You Are not helping gurl!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Unless you're bi or a lesbian then you never had a chance to begin with. If you're talking about two dudes then just let it go you were never their flavor and there is no way you could have known that.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Unless both of them were bi too.
icefshng8 9
What if they're bi?
tennisrapper1 14
There's always a person for everyone.
perdix 31
See if you can get the two gay guys to DP you. Explain to them that they'll basically be crossing swords inside you. And promise to make the sammiches.
moop256 10
I think someone's going to have to put on a strap on or do a reach around for this to work
kekee88 0
Good plan ;D
perdix 31
Thanks for your endorsement of my plan. I wasn't totally sure about it, but it just felt right in my gut.
cablooey 0
Is that how it felt last night Perdix?
perdix 31
#116 Sorry, I'm never involved in DPs -- I just set the previous comment out as bait for someone like you. Bazinga!
jaredofmo 22
In this case, just be happy for them.