hottygirl905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Port Saint Lucie, United States
GET UP
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
Top comments
ambowew 7
Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.
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Comments (124)
Michael_92 20
Look at the bright side, least she cares. Who would do the dishes if you were gone?
Spectre529 12
Your mom has a good sense of humor for a time such as this....
Tyso14 1
Hahahaha wat a funny mum
HeroOfHyrule 0
If you hold in your pee for over two hours, your head will blow off and you will be tortured forever by the pee demon forever, scientists say. NOW GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!
whattheforkdude 0
At least you can go to the bathroom at night.
perdix 31
I love that your name is "hotty girl." I can imagine being the lucky stud you pick up in a bar, and you take home for a night of mad, passionate sex, interrupted every two hours with your mom bursting in and bellowing, "Go pee before you die," like Mrs. Wolowitz. Hot, indeed ;)
br0ccoli 15
Thought I was the only one who noticed. Her name makes me think she got that kidney infection from an unchecked UTI. Lots of sex, right hotty?
perdix 31
Ah, yes, when hotty urination reminds you of the hot, unprotected sex you had with a sketchy girl you just met. The gift that keeps on giving, until antibiotics takes it away.
jizzwold 21
Or until it recedes and waits for another chance to flare up
cr3ativity 15
Anyone else think of SouthPark's "Vote or Die, muthaf*ckr, Vote or Die" music video, after reading this FML?
THE_A_TEEN 28
No. But the question is, did you vote on this FML? If you didn't, pray that Sirin doesn't find you. Vote or die, ************.
cr3ativity 15
aha, nice.
br0ccoli 15
OR you can wear adult diapers to bed and just pee when you hear the alarm on your phone right where you are. I love efficiency.
ClosetTroll 10
Just make sure you go to the toilet every time and not the sink, jugs, fishbowl etc. etc.
llamafish 25
If you can't make it to the bathroom you could always go in the closet, though.
False_Stupidity 42
+1 for past FML reference #27
Theia_fml 0
Your sweet mother cares. You did pee, right?
KiddNYC1O 22
One way or the other, yes.
gracehi 33
"Thanks, Mom. Good advice."