hottygirl905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Port Saint Lucie, United States
GET UP
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
Top comments
ambowew 7
Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.
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Comments (124)
Lucked0ut 0
This sounds like a Mrs. Wolowitz mother. I'm sorry you have to deal with your little slice of Hell.
caberon 7
Haha oh #4, Quite a creative and perhaps profitable idea! Hope the labs won't freak out when they see a kidney infection in the drug tests!
anongrl5846 19
Lol
Theia_fml 0
Oh c'mon! At least end your "sentence" with a punctuation mark!
retardslo 0
Haha that's awesome good for you.
BriBeHyper 2
Sounds like my mom. O.o
Theia_fml 0
Your mother is waking you up every 2 hours because she cares, does she set up an alarm just so she can wake you up to go pee? She's really worried for you.
BunBunBabe 8
I don't think the doctor made it mandatory for her to say that when waking you up though.. Either way feel better
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
4 When you said "Don't hold your pee in or you will explode" I imagined that OP would just be casually reading the newspaper on the toilet and then OP's kidney yells ALLAH HU AHKBAR!!! and then OP explodes into into a huge mushroom cloud.
idontknowyou123 0
Go Pee Before You Die sounds like a song from a medicore band. I am sooo gonna make a cover of it
linkinpark98 24
Well? You don't want to die right? GO TAKE THAT PISS!