hottygirl905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Port Saint Lucie, United States
GET UP
Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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ambowew 7
Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.
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laurenmacias 0
She loves you
justmyluck007 0
sounds like something my mom would say if I ever have a kidney infection.
jenniferchaify 11
You should be grateful for having a great mom!
conqueror57 11
Eff your mom's life for having to wake up every two hours to wake you up to pee. Learn to set an alarm and wake yourself up.
shrdlu 28
I'd agree this is an FML but: 1) This situation is only temporary 2) It looks like you'll be recovered soon 3) You have a mother who cares 4) The next time you're sick with anything, you can ask yourself whether it's as bad as that time you had the kidney infection
Fonze13 0
I would not like to be your mother staying up all night having to remind you
AliceLockehart 18
I get really bad kidney infections & UTI's all the time, it sucks big time. I've been hospitalized cause of it on many occasions. Hope you feel better soon OP :)
poseidon5213 2
at least she cares some mothers would just let you die
merko 8
that sucks. just make sure you go pee before your kidneys explode and you die
mscat 0
Cranberry juice- best antibiotic for this
KendratheUnicorn 0
Cranberry juice helps to prevent, not heal.